Crumbilingus

What is Crumbilingus?

1. The eating of a muffin, pastry, biscuit, etc. as a means of feigning sexual pleasure.

2. The outward enjoyment of a delicious muffin, pastry, biscuit, etc. so much that it is perceived by others to be a sexual act.

Howard performed crumbilingus on his freshly baked Cinnabon roll. People stared.

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