Crumble

What is Crumble?


1.

When something is messed up, not right, jacked up, not cool or not fair its a crumble. It can replace any of those sayings.

Awww man that's crumble!!!!!!!

See crumble, thats, not

2.

to break, be destroyed or to shatter into several pieces; to leave, to think, to feel, to associate oneself with sexually, to taste and/or lick, to be raped by, to acquire, to call, to enjoy, to desire.

"Sorry, I have to crumble off the phone now."

"Did you hear about Mr. H, the rapist social studies teacher? I heard he crumbled like 2 squillion kids' biscuits!"

See crumble, biscuit, rape, sex, lick, taste, leave, acquire

3.

When having sex for the first time in a while (usually because you are a loser) and the debris in your pubes "crumble" and fall off/out of your pubes. Debris such as dandruff, dust, mold, dirst, and in some cases dried cum from uncontrolled masturbation events.

Girl 1: So i heard you had sex last night

Girl 2: Yeah but it was obviously the guys first time in a while

Girl1: Why, did he crumble?

Girl 2: He crumbled the whole time!

See decay, rot, decompose


33

Random Words:

1. ponder life and/or contemplate decisions...while sitting on the shitter. Bob - hey man where you goin? Perry - of to visigate Bob - O..
1. A women who is definitely overweight and sloppy, but has not quite reached the status of bohemeth. Also known as a "Leg Dreezy.&qu..
1. A French expression, meaning "morale." Literally, spirit of the group. Cross-training employees may help to build an esprit d..