What is Crumblicker?
1) A person who has no shame in molding their lifestyle around hand-outs in order to live "the good life". E.g.: welfare folk, subsidized housing leechers, professionally unemployed.
2) A person who makes up for their lack of competence and professional skills through relentless means of brown-nosing used to propel their career.
used in def. 1: You see that baby's mama rolling in the new Lexus? She's living the good life with the welfare checks she's pulling in...what a crumblicker.
used in def. 2: Crumblicker John has been promoted to assistant supervisor after years of kissing the boss's ass.