Crump Edit Meaning

1.

old word gaining new popularity in stupid bullshit rap songs because everyone is getting tired of hearing "fo' shizzle my nizzle". Pussy ass rap artists sit around and shit out these new words and think they're the shit when really they just smell like shit.

I'm a skank ass rap artist and when I say CRUMP, you shove that cucumber up my ass because i aint gonna stop you from doing it.

2.

the safe version of mosh

i like crumping cause its safe and gay

See mosh, crump, rap, metal, fuck, cheeses

3.

The true definition of a bitchass nigga. So much so that he/she can no longer be considered a man or woman to the point where they are commenlly refered to as ness, for bitchassness.

Yo my dude, get the Crump out ya system.

See bitchassness, pussy, bitch made, buster

4.

An extremely difficult form of dancing which requires much skill. It was pioneered by a small group of people in west allis. They formed two teams and still frequently have battles to this day. Team one consists of Morgan, Courtney, and Tori. Team two consits of Nick, Joel, and Terry. They have often been seen wearing tye-dyed crump or die t-shirts.

Damnnnn, look at them crump. I wish I was as fly as them!

See oscar, louie, chai, chonk

5.

To eat while on the crapping on the toilet.

The best crump is when a fried chicken drumstick is involved.

Take a crump

See eat, toilet, krump, crap, meal, chicken

6.

A mixture of emotions of cranky and grumpy.

I had a bad day today and I feel so crumped!

See crump, cranky, grumpy, kristina

7.

The alignment and angleing of a female's legs, arms and torso during coitus that best enhances the chance of a fanny fart.

Dont you think the sound of a motor boat sounds like a fanny fart? I think i will crump my girlfriend tonight and find out?

My girlfriend crumped during sex and woke the next door neighbour with her fanny fart.

See crumping, crumped, High Maintenance