Crumpas

What is Crumpas?

A modestly old, shriveling man who smells of musky "old-person" because he can not successfully bathe himself properly

Guy One: Why doesn't your neighbor ever come out of his house?

Guy Two: Dude, he's a crumpas. I hope he doesn't come out of his house.

See cranky, old, grandpa, stink, moth balls

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