What is Crumpas?
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A modestly old, shriveling man who smells of musky "old-person" because he can not successfully bathe himself properly
Guy One: Why doesn't your neighbor ever come out of his house?
Guy Two: Dude, he's a crumpas. I hope he doesn't come out of his house.
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To be very, very intoxicated / drunk / wasted / smashed.
After your friend drunk dials you, you might say: "Whoa, there! You'..
