What is Crumpas?
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A modestly old, shriveling man who smells of musky "old-person" because he can not successfully bathe himself properly
Guy One: Why doesn't your neighbor ever come out of his house?
Guy Two: Dude, he's a crumpas. I hope he doesn't come out of his house.
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A girl being unavailable for traditional sexual activities due to menstruation.
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A person that likes to swallow semen. Usually of the slutty nature, but could be just a freak in bed.
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