What is Crumpdown?
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A crumpdown is when you have the last 4 crumpets, they're absolutely fucking lush and then you finish them. They're so nice that you want more, but there aren't any crumpets left so you're left helpless wanting for more.
Symptoms are: Shaking, cold sweats, increased heart rate, slurring of words and blurred vision
"Duude, I need a fix I'm crumping down pretty hard, make it extra buttery. This is the worst crumpdown ever!"
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A craphole pub in Cardiff city centre that caters for under 18 goth children who cannot get served for alcohol anywhere else.
Is close..
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'Über-Fucked Up Beyond Every Reason'
That's so Über-Fuber!
See über, fuber, fubar, fucked, up, beyond, every, reason..