What is Crumped?
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adj. drunk.
Origen: University of Connecticut, Towers Residence Halls, circa fall 2003. A modification of
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Mingione has been drinking all day and now he's crumped.
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when u pass out during a party and get a stick placed in ur butt cheeks stickin in the air
fuck last night i was so hammed i got crumped,ill never live this down
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the act of masturbating.
" Man when i got home last night my girl fell asleep so i ended up punching the angry elf."
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An itching pain in the groin/buttock area, associated with over-indulgence in once-a-year sexual activity.
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