What is Crumpet?
1.
Brittish slang for a hot chick
There's a lovely bit of crumpet there...
2.
A yeast and flour based breakfast food, featuring lots of holes. Nice with butter.
Would you like another crumpet, Jeeves?
3.
a sexy person
she's a nice bit of crumpet
4.
word to describe a good looking female
"she was a good bit of crumpet"
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5.
Vagina, pussy, minge.
Lets go butter some crumpets lads.
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6.
the derogatory word for the slit between a womans legs. on asian women this is called a crumpetttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!! and on the french it is known as a crossiant. some are pink some are brown and you even get the purple ones but all in all the all serve the same function and that is, anal sex.
man: can i butter your crumpet?
woman: if i can butter your rod
man: id like to see you try bitch!!!!
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7.
1. noun - word to substitute for the effectionaty application of the word "cunt"
2. noun - a piece of ass.
3. noun - referring to a person in power that has the best intentions, but often fails miserably at everything they do. Usually preceded by the word "Captain"
1. I wouldn't mind filling her crumpet with a wad of my
love honey .
2. Check out the crumpet on that walking
spit roast .
3. If Captain crumpet doesn't start Stumpy Stu on the bench this game, I'm going to shove a stick up his ass and use him as a toilet brush.
