Crumpet Edit Meaning

1.

Brittish slang for a hot chick

There's a lovely bit of crumpet there...

2.

A yeast and flour based breakfast food, featuring lots of holes. Nice with butter.

Would you like another crumpet, Jeeves?

3.

a sexy person

she's a nice bit of crumpet

4.

word to describe a good looking female

"she was a good bit of crumpet"

See bird, chick, bint, doris

5.

Vagina, pussy, minge.

Lets go butter some crumpets lads.

See crumpet, minge, pussy, butter, joe, birkbeck

6.

the derogatory word for the slit between a womans legs. on asian women this is called a crumpetttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!! and on the french it is known as a crossiant. some are pink some are brown and you even get the purple ones but all in all the all serve the same function and that is, anal sex.

man: can i butter your crumpet?

woman: if i can butter your rod

man: id like to see you try bitch!!!!

See vagina, pussy, cunt, fanny

7.

1. noun - word to substitute for the effectionaty application of the word "cunt"

2. noun - a piece of ass.

3. noun - referring to a person in power that has the best intentions, but often fails miserably at everything they do. Usually preceded by the word "Captain"

1. I wouldn't mind filling her crumpet with a wad of my love honey.

2. Check out the crumpet on that walking spit roast.

3. If Captain crumpet doesn't start Stumpy Stu on the bench this game, I'm going to shove a stick up his ass and use him as a toilet brush.