What is Crumpet Feet?
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Used to describe someone who walks strangely, like someone with
Phil: Have you seen Dave walking?
Adam: Yeah, that
mofo has crumpet feet
Dave: Phil you can be such a prick sometimes
Phil: Shut it, crumpet feet!
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The insult can be used instead of cunt to lessen the impact of the insult, and can sometimes be used in an affectionate manner. i.e.
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Onomatopoeia; the sound a pair of testicles makes when smacking against a female body during intercourse.
"I was balls deep in thi..