Crumpets And Tea

What is Crumpets And Tea?


1.

to shit and then piss on the shit after laying it down on a females preast region

i just served that funky ho some crumpets and tea, bitch.

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2.

to shit and then piss on the shit after laying it down on a females breast region

i just served that funky ho some crumpets and tea, bitch.

See sex, boobs, tea, tits, biscuits, crumpets, vagina


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