What is Crumpety?
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Recreational sex with no pain or humiliation, just good sex with no next morning analysis
Bluebell needed her crumpety and Bumski was only too happy to oblige her with a good hard joyous fuck.
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grilled light snack with losts of butter
would you like a crumpety. Spread or unspread
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