Crumping

What is Crumping?


1.

A form of hip-hop dancing where one dresses up as a clown, complete with make-up, a red nose, and a wig, and dances to beat-filled hip-hop music.

Dude, I just won five grand for busting out at that competition with my new crumping routine! I was crumpin' it all up in here.

2.

The act of dressing up as a crumpet. Covering yourself with butter and jam and then through a seriesof dance like shaking movements attempting to remove them before your competitors.

Man that was the worst crumping I have ever seen, you were as fresh as just out of the packet.

See crumping, crumpet, butter, jam, dance

3.

To lick a persons anus hole.

Andy has been crumping that girls bum hole all day!

See bumhole, anus, lick, bottom, ringhole, dirty sanchez, licker, crump, crumping, crumped

4.

To dance in a krump-like manner over bubble wrap while pimp slapping your Slore (Slut -Whore)

Hey yo dawg, I was crumping all over your girl last night. Pop pop.

See krump, pimp, crump, dance, bubble

5.

worst dancing in the world. made from the new gen. hip-pop and needs no skill what so ever to do.

crumper: man im hiphop

bboy: man your hippop

crumper: ohh yea i am hippop, i know nothing of hipHOP and its orgins, thanks man

bboy: no problem you suck anyways

6.

a new dance for the new age music of hip-hop, worst kind of dancing you can do the needs no skill what so ever to do

bboys - hey the crumpers messed up your hyped cypher again...

crumper - aye nikka what the fawk ish a cyper...???

bboys - damn their hip-pop is shit...

crumper - stfu real hiphop has no breakdancing in it

bboys - lets kick their big shirt wearing ass..

7.

Jerking Off in a public place.

Pee Wee Herman was arrested for Crumping in a movie theater.

See jerking off, masterbating, jacking off


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