What is Crumping?
1.
A form of
Dude, I just won five grand for busting out at that competition with my new crumping routine! I was crumpin' it all up in here.
2.
The act of dressing up as a
Man that was the worst crumping I have ever seen, you were as
fresh as just out of the packet.
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3.
To lick a persons anus hole.
Andy has been crumping that girls bum hole all day!
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4.
To dance in a krump-like manner over bubble wrap while pimp slapping your Slore (Slut -Whore)
Hey yo dawg, I was crumping all over your girl last night. Pop pop.
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5.
worst dancing in the world. made from the new gen. hip-pop and needs no skill what so ever to do.
crumper: man im hiphop
bboy: man your hippop
crumper: ohh yea i am hippop, i know nothing of hipHOP and its orgins, thanks man
bboy: no problem you suck anyways
6.
a new dance for the new age music of hip-hop, worst kind of dancing you can do the needs no skill what so ever to do
bboys - hey the crumpers messed up your hyped cypher again...
crumper - aye nikka what the fawk ish a cyper...???
bboys - damn their hip-pop is shit...
crumper - stfu real hiphop has no breakdancing in it
bboys - lets kick their big shirt wearing ass..
7.
Jerking Off in a public place.
Pee Wee Herman was arrested for Crumping in a movie theater.
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