What is Crumpkin?
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The logical evolution of the blumpkin: receiving head while taking a shit while smoking crack.
After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin!
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In the words of Donald Rumsfeld, something that we don't know that we don't know. C'mon Donald.
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1. The state of being very bad
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