What is Crumpkin?
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The logical evolution of the blumpkin: receiving head while taking a shit while smoking crack.
After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin!
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Random Words:
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Pale and boring; unfun and uncool
Why can't we be crackas? You are so postaboard.
See cracker, poster, board, postaboard, nathani..
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To steal classified or sensitive documents by hiding them in your socks, pants or briefcase.
When he tucked classified memos from the N..
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Preaching to the choir means you are trying to make believers out of people who already believe, or convince people who are already conv..
