What is Crumpkin?
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The logical evolution of the blumpkin: receiving head while taking a shit while smoking crack.
After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin!
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Viktor Schauberger the water wizard of Austria whose work on water greatly influenced people of the era. His theories on water probably ..
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Also known as soljas, reebok classics.
"I kick a bitch man to death in my soljas"
"Man don't scuff my icey whites!..
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What Québec should name themselves if they separate.
John: Where are you from?
Pierre: Ze glorious nation of Québecistan!
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