What is Crumpkin?
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The logical evolution of the blumpkin: receiving head while taking a shit while smoking crack.
After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin!
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spinning and shooting randomly
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when you are fucking a girl in the ass and you pull your shitcock out and give her a zebra like stripe on her back.
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