What is Crumpkin?
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The logical evolution of the blumpkin: receiving head while taking a shit while smoking crack.
After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin!
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The act of using an anti-itch cream to settle down the itch on ones trigger finger.
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Derived from the word Chumpsky. A person who is such a chump that "Chump" would be warranted as part of their last name. Alter..
