What is Crumpkin?
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The logical evolution of the blumpkin: receiving head while taking a shit while smoking crack.
After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin!
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1. A monkey born of unknown origins that is fond of crack-like areas. Can lead to painful irritated red areas.
2. the result of larger ..
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When one speaks for solely the purpose of hearing their own voice.
Sue didn't want to talk with me, she was just practicing verbal..
