What is Crumpkin?
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The logical evolution of the blumpkin: receiving head while taking a shit while smoking crack.
After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin!
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A well trained road rallyist, who enjoys speeding on the open road. A driver with complete disregard for authority. A phrase made popula..
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A frag or kill in a first person shooter game that looks fantastic.
Horsenutts just railed Lardface and it was fragtastical. I can&apos..
