What is Crumpkin?
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The logical evolution of the blumpkin: receiving head while taking a shit while smoking crack.
After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin!
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The act of screwing the fuck otta someone when there on their period.
billy:i dont wanna fuck u!!!
kim:why not?
billy:im not tryin t..
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n. A scale to use if something sucks really, really bad.
When used, use terms analogous to parts of a male penis.
Oh man, on the Dick ..
