What is Crumpkin?
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The logical evolution of the blumpkin: receiving head while taking a shit while smoking crack.
After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin!
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1.A term used to discribe an old woman (in her mid 40s-50s) willing to meet a young (16-20) man over the internet (usually in mmorpgs) a..
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The art of backing down from a face to face encounter in fear of rejection.
To purposely ignore someone so you wont be turned down.
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