What is Crumpkin?
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The logical evolution of the blumpkin: receiving head while taking a shit while smoking crack.
After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin!
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1. Phrase often said to notify someone you are in a squabble with, that you are going to strike them, similar to how one would smack the..
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To swing your penis in a circular motion, similar to a 'helicopter', upon first greeting a new acquaintance.
I went around Tr..
