What is Crumpkin?
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The logical evolution of the blumpkin: receiving head while taking a shit while smoking crack.
After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin!
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The act of contacting your twin subconsiously
beth: how did you know i wanted to talk to you
jess: our twinepathy
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An amazing catch that involvers dragonesque ability.
Maurice Stovall made a one-handed dragon snatch yesterday.
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