What is Crumpkin?
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The logical evolution of the blumpkin: receiving head while taking a shit while smoking crack.
After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin!
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scumbag, uses woman for there money , junkie, things his shit dont stink, treats women like shit, worthless, loves fat chicks, small and..
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Realtor that does alot of open houses
Joy finds her customers by being a house monkey
See real estate agent, realtor, open house..
