What is Crumpkin?
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The logical evolution of the blumpkin: receiving head while taking a shit while smoking crack.
After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin!
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Eating out of a used pooper-scooper
After taking his dog out, Jim began to eat his salad with a scoop of death
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A cute way of saying a vagina or pussy.
In Basic Instinct, Sharon Stone uncrosses her legs and shows her Under Smile.
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