What is Crumpkin?
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The logical evolution of the blumpkin: receiving head while taking a shit while smoking crack.
After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin!
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stimulating an erect penis until it reaches climax/cums
can be a hand job or masturbation/jerking off
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An extreme disappointment, who's foolish mistakes trace back to before they were were even born.
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A man that will keep on winning Mr.Olympia untill he retires. Never in the sport of bodybuilding has there been such a large gap between..
