What is Crumpkin?
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The logical evolution of the blumpkin: receiving head while taking a shit while smoking crack.
After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin!
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1. a soft plastic lure, commonly used for bass
2. a penis
"I poke the hook through the head of my yum dinger."
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When a girl refuses to wear a bra, this results in her breasts looking like hanging hams
Celeste has hangin hams
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