What is Crumpkin?
1.
The logical evolution of the blumpkin: receiving head while taking a shit while smoking crack.
After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin!
See
Random Words:
1.
when police use a marshmellow gun to immobilize a suspect, police brutality becomes edible
"police brutality, AND chewtality"..
1.
this slimy frogs origins can be traced back to its homeland of greece unusually for a frog it is wider than it is tall and could not lea..
