What is Crumpkin?
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The logical evolution of the blumpkin: receiving head while taking a shit while smoking crack.
After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin!
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to have sex with a girl bent over a tombstone doggie style, and to use any form of protection on hand such as a condom, rubber glove, pl..
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Irish slang, used to indicate a state of mentalness
"Would you look at that?! You are off your titty knackers! Tink of the babbies..
