Crumple Crotch

What is Crumple Crotch?

a person who has cellulite so thick on their inner thigh's that when it reaches their "cookie"spot, all you can see is beat-up, dimpled BACON STRIPS.

(QUITE AN UNFORTUNATE EVENT TO OCCUR)

chunksahoy! there crumple crotch!!

Zpydah

1. well known androgynous internet roustabout and drug addled curmudgeon. porn site god and self proclaimed rock star of moltov cocktease w..

Zimmer Stamp

1. To guarantee something. George Zimmer, ceo of Mens Warehouse always says at the end of his commercials "I Guarantee It!" Stam..

Chikni Bund

1. nice ass; from the urdu language The sexy beast was always on the prowl for chinkni bund. See derek..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Crumple Crotch Edit Meaning