Crumple Crotch

What is Crumple Crotch?

a person who has cellulite so thick on their inner thigh's that when it reaches their "cookie"spot, all you can see is beat-up, dimpled BACON STRIPS.

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Shady Steve

1. A local guy in williamsburg virginia who gets fucked up, falls into your trashcans, everyone thinks he's dead and then gets arreste..

Flesh Arcs

1. The arcs of flesh that can be seen between the top of a girls “low-rider” pants and the bottom of there visible g-string. Check out tho..

Top Trumps

1. A card game for pseudo nerds, or those who don't have the brain capacity to play a real nerd game like bakugan. Popular in the 1970..

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