Crumple Crotch

What is Crumple Crotch?

a person who has cellulite so thick on their inner thigh's that when it reaches their "cookie"spot, all you can see is beat-up, dimpled BACON STRIPS.

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Tease Off

1. A term for male masturbation Jay stopped his lock down went to the toliet to tease off instead See tease, teasing, stroking, playing, ..

Its De Farkin

1. same as the word 'fuck' but it sounds cooler :P also stands for fuckin barking mad lol um idk... its de farkin mad dannielle..

Paulio

1. 1. To finger a mans ass with the intent to plant AIDs Viruses in there. "man i just totally went paulio on his ass down at the cro..

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