What is Crumple Face?
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Similar to a butter face, this is a person who, when in the process of sexual intercourse, you use your hand and proceed to squeeze their facial features together in a "crumpled" fashion, so as not to see their unattractive visage during the experience.
-I would probably have sex with her, but she is definitely a crumple face for sure.
-Tori Spelling
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