What is Crumplefingers?
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when a small child goes up to his parents and requests his pocket money, he is refused so the child grinds his parents up with a mincer until all that is left is their crumpled little fingers.
little andy richens did a crumplefingers on his parents, they were sorry they didn't give him the 50p he asked for
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