What is Crumplestiltskin?
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Having an extremely intense bowel movement that requires a long duration of pushing and squeezing while "ghost-pedaling" an imaginary gold spinning loom while hunched over.
Dude, I ate sushi for lunch and mexican for dinner, I gotta stop home and bust a crumplestiltskin.
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A way to describe extreme amusment, perhaps at a folly or jest. Comes from 'lol' but has transcended its original acronym form..
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(n). A very important person, often used in a derogatory context.
Uh oh, better look busy. Here comes the Big Shitter...
