What is Crumplestiltskin?
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Having an extremely intense bowel movement that requires a long duration of pushing and squeezing while "ghost-pedaling" an imaginary gold spinning loom while hunched over.
Dude, I ate sushi for lunch and mexican for dinner, I gotta stop home and bust a crumplestiltskin.
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The act of saying something completely inappropriate unintentionally. This is for scenarios where it is greater than mild word vomit and..
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A dobber, dick, cock, wanger.
A big boaby with veins, a bit like the top of a Mars bar.
"After a slap up meal he lovingly prodded..
