What is Crumplestiltskin?
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Having an extremely intense bowel movement that requires a long duration of pushing and squeezing while "ghost-pedaling" an imaginary gold spinning loom while hunched over.
Dude, I ate sushi for lunch and mexican for dinner, I gotta stop home and bust a crumplestiltskin.
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A person who pooperbates. The noun form of someone who masterbates while taking a dump. Jerking and dumping simultaneously.
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to impale the body of a deceased wombat on a pike, usally made of pine.
dude, come over so we can karajinate all night long...
