What is Crumplestiltskin?
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Having an extremely intense bowel movement that requires a long duration of pushing and squeezing while "ghost-pedaling" an imaginary gold spinning loom while hunched over.
Dude, I ate sushi for lunch and mexican for dinner, I gotta stop home and bust a crumplestiltskin.
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To use a straw to suck the menstrual blood out of a woman's vagina.
Bob: Jen's on the rag, so I'm going to bring a straw..
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The sneaky insertion in the brown eye when partner is expecting insertion in the proper recepticle.
To be used on the first date with..
