What is Crumplestiltskin?
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Having an extremely intense bowel movement that requires a long duration of pushing and squeezing while "ghost-pedaling" an imaginary gold spinning loom while hunched over.
Dude, I ate sushi for lunch and mexican for dinner, I gotta stop home and bust a crumplestiltskin.
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A guy with horrible luck in general, specifically with women. A zeedep-skee is only attracted to crazy women and lets these women walk ..
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To high five your fried/partner during a threesome to celebrate your sexual accomplishment.
So you and your friend got really shitfaced..
