What is Crumplestiltskin?
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Having an extremely intense bowel movement that requires a long duration of pushing and squeezing while "ghost-pedaling" an imaginary gold spinning loom while hunched over.
Dude, I ate sushi for lunch and mexican for dinner, I gotta stop home and bust a crumplestiltskin.
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A person of little or no real use. A loafer. A dumb lazy bum.
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Something you would say to describe how much trouble or problems you have gotten yourself into.
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outfitting of the penis with ornamentation for national holidays. not piercing but ornaments
dickerations can include:
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