What is Crumplestiltskin?
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Having an extremely intense bowel movement that requires a long duration of pushing and squeezing while "ghost-pedaling" an imaginary gold spinning loom while hunched over.
Dude, I ate sushi for lunch and mexican for dinner, I gotta stop home and bust a crumplestiltskin.
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A word you looked up because you saw it in a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon of the two playing Scrabble.
Zygomorphic? What the hell does tha..
