What is Crumplestiltskin?
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Having an extremely intense bowel movement that requires a long duration of pushing and squeezing while "ghost-pedaling" an imaginary gold spinning loom while hunched over.
Dude, I ate sushi for lunch and mexican for dinner, I gotta stop home and bust a crumplestiltskin.
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The term for someone who has poor anal hygiene, resulting in a collection of faeces surrounding and along the anus.
Damn that girl had ..
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to freak out, go crazy, or loose the mind.
I lost my keys and now I'm wigging out!
See Caitlyn..
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The action of having anal sex to ward off babies.
`meth: Great now I got SR pregnate.
Soul-Reaver: Hm? Up the bum, no babies
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