Crumplestiltskin

What is Crumplestiltskin?


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Having an extremely intense bowel movement that requires a long duration of pushing and squeezing while "ghost-pedaling" an imaginary gold spinning loom while hunched over.

Dude, I ate sushi for lunch and mexican for dinner, I gotta stop home and bust a crumplestiltskin.

See bowel movement, diarrhea, shit, crap, turd


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