What is Crumplestiltskin?
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Having an extremely intense bowel movement that requires a long duration of pushing and squeezing while "ghost-pedaling" an imaginary gold spinning loom while hunched over.
Dude, I ate sushi for lunch and mexican for dinner, I gotta stop home and bust a crumplestiltskin.
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A game where one lays upside-down, naked, with their ass hanging in the air and they try to make a pickle do flips into their asshole. E..
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Used instead of a Wolf Whistle when a fit woman walks by. (Sounds like a Wolf whistle when said)
Two blokes walking down the street and..
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Something (usually a woman) that is so incredibly beautiful, one wants simply to touch it.
There's this fondangleable girl in my B..
