Crumplets

What is Crumplets?

Tiny bits of hard shit that get stuck on your anus hairs.

Man, those crumplets in your ass are hard to lick out.

See dingle berries, butt chunks, ass berries

Squirt The Dirt

1. The act of relieving one's self (urinating) outside. Typically the term is used by truck drivers and travelers who have driven man..

Amazon It

1. The act of purchasing something online you'd be too embarrassed to buy in public. GUY 1: "Dude! Did you check out that new di..

Zombkin

1. The act of either giving or recieving a blumpkin from a zombie. That New Jersey hooker gave the zombie a zombkin and a case of genital ..

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