Crumplets

What is Crumplets?

Tiny bits of hard shit that get stuck on your anus hairs.

Man, those crumplets in your ass are hard to lick out.

See dingle berries, butt chunks, ass berries

Batophyliac

1. A person that gets off on hiding in caves or praiding around on rooftops with little boys in tights "Geez hes gonna be another bat..

Blezzo

1. A BLUNT OR JOINT, or pipe filled wit marijuana. Light dat fucen blezzo nigga..

Crackslam

1. Using one's buttocks to hang up the phone in the rudest possible manner "How did you get this number? Hermes, hang up on him ..

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