What is Crumps?
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A venereal disease contracted sexually in which small shrimp like creatures habitate in pubic hair. These creatures highly resemble ocean based crumpets, but are molescule in comparison. Easily treatable with douche.
Girl 1: WTF!!?? I just found a miniature shrimp in my crotch!
Guy 2: Holy Shit! You got the Crumps! You dirty bitch! I told you that your addiction to banging Hobos would lead to trouble!
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a term of endearment usually used between to engaged lovers
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When you powder up your manhood with some Old Bay right before you catch the bopfrom a sexy lady, then watch her reaction when she taste..
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one kirby shooting another
dude1: im gonna murk you bitch
dude2: uh-oh
dude1: (v") -====#¬<("v)
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