Crumps

What is Crumps?

1.

A venereal disease contracted sexually in which small shrimp like creatures habitate in pubic hair. These creatures highly resemble ocean based crumpets, but are molescule in comparison. Easily treatable with douche.

Girl 1: WTF!!?? I just found a miniature shrimp in my crotch!

Guy 2: Holy Shit! You got the Crumps! You dirty bitch! I told you that your addiction to banging Hobos would lead to trouble!

See crumpet, hobo, venereal disease, douche, std

2.

a term of endearment usually used between to engaged lovers

What's up Crumps?

See crumps, morgan, lizzy, great, crumpin
95

Random Words:

Agenaro
1. Slang term for marijuana. "Aymaen yawmpass me sumpdah agenaro?"-Translation-"Hey man, do you want to pass me some of tha..
Read more
Fujimo
1. Military acronym for Fuck U Jack I'm Movin' Out. A verbal and physical method of dealing with a problem. Say What!? VC coming..
Read more
Noks
1. A gay Russian, devoid of any intelligence whatsoever, that uses the mating call chia waaa Noks: (rap) My name is Noks, I got da cocks, ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free