What is Crumps?
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A venereal disease contracted sexually in which small shrimp like creatures habitate in pubic hair. These creatures highly resemble ocean based crumpets, but are molescule in comparison. Easily treatable with douche.
Girl 1: WTF!!?? I just found a miniature shrimp in my crotch!
Guy 2: Holy Shit! You got the Crumps! You dirty bitch! I told you that your addiction to banging Hobos would lead to trouble!
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a term of endearment usually used between to engaged lovers
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A person who is sacrificed by an other person for personal gain; usually the sacrificed is undeserving or at least vulnerable. A person ..
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a fellatrix performing fellatio after having vaginal intercourse.
"will you please in-fellate me?"
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