Crumps

What is Crumps?


1.

A venereal disease contracted sexually in which small shrimp like creatures habitate in pubic hair. These creatures highly resemble ocean based crumpets, but are molescule in comparison. Easily treatable with douche.

Girl 1: WTF!!?? I just found a miniature shrimp in my crotch!

Guy 2: Holy Shit! You got the Crumps! You dirty bitch! I told you that your addiction to banging Hobos would lead to trouble!

See crumpet, hobo, venereal disease, douche, std

2.

a term of endearment usually used between to engaged lovers

What's up Crumps?

See crumps, morgan, lizzy, great, crumpin


95

Random Words:

1. The act of palming ones scrodum and proceeding to slap another indvidual across the face. Bitch suck my dick otheriwse im gonna hit u w..
1. Telling them hoes to back the fuck up off ya man "girl back the hell up from my man bytch im wifey" See "..
1. A category of empire management strategy game, typically turn-based, that covers the four paradigms of eXploration, eXpansion, eXploitat..