What is Crumps?
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A venereal disease contracted sexually in which small shrimp like creatures habitate in pubic hair. These creatures highly resemble ocean based crumpets, but are molescule in comparison. Easily treatable with douche.
Girl 1: WTF!!?? I just found a miniature shrimp in my crotch!
Guy 2: Holy Shit! You got the Crumps! You dirty bitch! I told you that your addiction to banging Hobos would lead to trouble!
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a term of endearment usually used between to engaged lovers
What's up Crumps?
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Amazing phrase used to describe just about anything.
Oh my Hoosh-Poosh!
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The act of pooping into a hot dog bun and putting condiments on the poo that has now become a fecal frank. Can leave one at a BBQ for p..
