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Achieving an erection while viewing pornography at a sperm donation clinic.
Paper porn is so quaint, it gives me a sperm donor boner.
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The practice of excreting into the cistern of a toilet.
Take the lid off, do your business, lid back on and flush! The number2 will go ..
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when you've had a poo and not wiped your bum properly resulting in an annoying itch.
"I've got an itchy arse, must still..
