Crunch Monkey

What is Crunch Monkey?


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Someone who eats like an animal. They chew with their mouth open, crunch loudly, talk with their mouth open, and are completely oblivious that they do it.

Mike: Dude...Jen is such a crunch monkey.

Bob: I can even see what she ate for breakfast!


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