What is Crunchatize?
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When perverts kidnap little children and feed them so much Captain Crunch that the kids become hynotised and repeat the phrase "Crunchatize Me Cap'n." The perverts then molest the children because the kids said it was alright.
A girl at my elementary school was crunchatized by Michael Jackson.
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A portmanteau word of something that is simultaneously funny or hysterical (hyst-) and awful or terrible (-terrible).
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verb. the act of doing janitor type tasks. such as sweeping and cleaning up vomit after a party. Also can be used when cleaning/defus..
