What is Crunchatize?
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When perverts kidnap little children and feed them so much Captain Crunch that the kids become hynotised and repeat the phrase "Crunchatize Me Cap'n." The perverts then molest the children because the kids said it was alright.
A girl at my elementary school was crunchatized by Michael Jackson.
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How every black person starts out a story. It may be a lie, so watch out if you hear this shit.
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a fuck between the ages of 13-18.
that fuck-face teen-year-old stole my wallet...