Crunchatize

What is Crunchatize?


1.

When perverts kidnap little children and feed them so much Captain Crunch that the kids become hynotised and repeat the phrase "Crunchatize Me Cap'n." The perverts then molest the children because the kids said it was alright.

A girl at my elementary school was crunchatized by Michael Jackson.

See cap'n crunch, michael jackson, pervert, pedafile, molest


38

Random Words:

1. Variant of Oh My God. Used primarily by atheistsand those who wish to be cool. Can be condensed to OMZ. NB: For the uninitiated, it&a..
1. Slang for a very small and thin penis. The length of this penis has to be in between 1 centimeter and 5 centimeters for this statement t..
1. A town an hour northeast of Tampa, FL. It is the City of Pure Water and the home of Zephyrhills Water Co. Its main population is derived..