What is Crunchatize?
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When perverts kidnap little children and feed them so much Captain Crunch that the kids become hynotised and repeat the phrase "Crunchatize Me Cap'n." The perverts then molest the children because the kids said it was alright.
A girl at my elementary school was crunchatized by Michael Jackson.
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To quietly astound by sparkling, incisive wit. Sometimes ironic.
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When a gentleman decides he would rather have sex with a bread product than the fat chick he has been set up with, and thus swoops from ..
