Cruncher Edit Meaning

1.

An enthusiast and volunteer participating in one or more large public distributed computing projects (eg SETI@home).

"The stats show that DataMuncher501 is no longer an active cruncher"

See seti, einstein, enthusiast, volunteer, stardust

2.

To take a shit.

I had just enough toilet paper left for my midnight cruncher.

See ghost

3.

Hypothetical device they have at the post office to mangle your mail with.

Man! They must have sent this through the cruncher like twice!

4.

a really long loud fart, usually sounds like a trombone or something

ah, dude, i gotta let go a cruncher!!!

See fart, shart, smell

5.

To shove at least one cup of cereal up you lady's coochie, pour in some 2% milk then have her crunch it up so you can drink it out.

My gf has bright orange pubes that add to the flaor, sweet little irish firecrotch.

Crunchy cereals especially those with granola in it as well work best. Try not to swallow pubes