What is Crunchiesmagruff?
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usually a male who must be extremely hairy and have an unusually tan left pinky
His ankles are the perfect shape and texture, looking as though they are lickable.
often fondled by young italian women on street corners
His ass must have the correct amount of junk, and he must walk with "the swagga"
while his package is usually compared to the state of texas, he has unusual habits such as
therefore the only true mate for a chrunchiesmagruff would be a
mermaid-that crunchiesmagruff bit me last night and i liked it
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