What is Crunching?
1.
The act of having really rough sex. Possibly with Oreo cookies involved.
I was crunching with Sam Malone last night and I tore that skank up.
2.
The act of taking a
Hey Drewb's, quit buggin me, I'm crunching . . .
3.
to be a major tool, fag, queer
a cruncher is a person who wears hair gel cut off tshirts and flatbilled hats on backwords, and can always be found wearing oversized glasses.
brent, look at that cruncher, what a faggot. he thinks he's crunching but he's just gay.
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4.
To feast upon croûtons that have been placed in your partner's anus.
I think me & Lars are gonna go crunching tonight.
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5.
Saving money in the Credit Crunch. Fucking Buzzwords...
A: You coming out tonight?
S: No mate - im crunching.
A: Dickhead.
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6.
To get crunked around lunch time
theres a rough crunching seshion going down at fuell's....bbq with a side of keg stands.
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