What is Crunchita?
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A female that uses copious amounts of hair gel to tame curly, wavy or frizzy hair on a daily basis. This results in having a wet look that is hard to the touch, and creates a "crunching" sound when the hair is grabbed or played with.
Did you hear how she just talked to me? I'm about to shave that damn crunchita's head.
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The fungus on the outside and opening of the vagina. It can be often be triggered by semen or old milk near the vaginal area.
Brent: OM..
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Someone who has characteristics above and beyond those of a regular "Hottie."
My boyfriend Benny is a super ultra uber hottie..
