What is Crunchita?
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A female that uses copious amounts of hair gel to tame curly, wavy or frizzy hair on a daily basis. This results in having a wet look that is hard to the touch, and creates a "crunching" sound when the hair is grabbed or played with.
Did you hear how she just talked to me? I'm about to shave that damn crunchita's head.
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A huge turd sticking half-way out of a toilet
"Hey Ricky, sorry about leaving that ocean canoli in your toilet."
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The active hallucinagenic chemical that is released when smoking "green beans that taste like ass".
Dude, you've smoked ..
