What is Crunchita?
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A female that uses copious amounts of hair gel to tame curly, wavy or frizzy hair on a daily basis. This results in having a wet look that is hard to the touch, and creates a "crunching" sound when the hair is grabbed or played with.
Did you hear how she just talked to me? I'm about to shave that damn crunchita's head.
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Description of an ugly girl from New jersey, based on the name of an actual existing company
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having sexual intercourse with any partner (single or multiple) while dancing around or noshing at a concert.
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