What is Crunchita?
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A female that uses copious amounts of hair gel to tame curly, wavy or frizzy hair on a daily basis. This results in having a wet look that is hard to the touch, and creates a "crunching" sound when the hair is grabbed or played with.
Did you hear how she just talked to me? I'm about to shave that damn crunchita's head.
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when comes up behind you in a sport and grabs your jock strap athletic supporter and pulls up hard making the back straps go up your but..
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to investigate some new gossip/news via facebook
Yo! Did you see John's new girlfriend?
No! Wait, let me infacetigate this news.
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