What is Crunchita?
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A female that uses copious amounts of hair gel to tame curly, wavy or frizzy hair on a daily basis. This results in having a wet look that is hard to the touch, and creates a "crunching" sound when the hair is grabbed or played with.
Did you hear how she just talked to me? I'm about to shave that damn crunchita's head.
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A young man that prefers to have sex with MILFs (who are usually older) over young women his own age.
"Man, look at that milf over..
