Crunchy Condom

What is Crunchy Condom?


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1. A condom that is found under a bed months after having sex.

2. An insult used to replace words such as asshole, jerk, etc.

1. "Uhhh...I found a crunchy condom under my bed yesterday when I was cleaning...fookin' nasty."

2. "Meghan, you are such a crunchy condom, STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!!!"

See crunchy, condom, asshole, jerk, fook


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