Crunchy Condom

What is Crunchy Condom?

1. A condom that is found under a bed months after having sex.

2. An insult used to replace words such as asshole, jerk, etc.

1. "Uhhh...I found a crunchy condom under my bed yesterday when I was cleaning...fookin' nasty."

2. "Meghan, you are such a crunchy condom, STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!!!"

See crunchy, condom, asshole, jerk, fook

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Mockdive

1. Vaginal penetration by use of one's head, which is usually shaved or bald to minimize friction and to make for a cleaner entrance. ..

Jenya Berino

1. The nicest and hottest girl in Mr.Oliver's Microcomputers 2 class. WOW that girl is so cool She must be Jenya..

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