What is Crunchy Condom?
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1. A condom that is found under a bed months after having sex.
2. An insult used to replace words such as asshole, jerk, etc.
1. "Uhhh...I found a crunchy condom under my bed yesterday when I was cleaning...fookin' nasty."
2. "Meghan, you are such a crunchy condom, STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!!!"
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Adjective expressing a high level of excellence.
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Breast milk that has expired on a certain MILF (usually and elderly MILF).
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