What is Crunchy?
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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quasi/modern day hippie; tends to wear no shoes, spends much of time finding way out of woods after smoking excessive amounts of weed, preferred fragrance = patchouli
does it smell like feet in here? oh yeah, i forgot it's that crunchy kid having found his way out of the forest.
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The characteristics of a neo
Dude, Jane stopped showering and she's not wearing shoes. I think she went all crunchy on our asses.
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The feeling one gets when they do something extremely stupid or embarrassing, like tripping in public.
-guy trips- "Damn man! Don't you feel Crunchy!"
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"Green;" environmentally-friendly.
The crunchy moms used cloth diapers.
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noun: crack
Hey.. rolled that blount up.. don't put no crunchy on top
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A term used to describe the overly moussed, crispy hair of a
Did you see Maria Conchita's hair? Girl, it is so crunchy that it looks like she dipped it in some fabric stiffener!
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