Crunchy Grandpa

What is Crunchy Grandpa?

When you eat Captain Crunch with whiskey instead of milk. Usually influenced by a hangover.

"Zack slept over my house after the party, and when I woke up, I saw him eating a bowl full of crunchy grandpa. Freaking gross"

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