Crunchy Mike

What is Crunchy Mike?

1.

not smooth, not dirty, NOT silky. Just fuckin CRUNCHY.

Crunchy Mike is the one sketchball that you see walkin around the run down porn stores in yo hood.

See house, crunchy

81

Random Words:

Procrastinarian

1. A person whom specialises in procrastinating. Being the ultimate Procrastinarian that he is, Jack didn't allow for enough time to ..

Rough As A Cob

1. In earlier times, a corncob was used by some for personal hygiene concluding a visit to the outhouse. To say that one is "rough as..

Scrubbin Ya Teeth

1. innuindo for someone who is in the bathroom masturbaiting fun because most people dont get it, thing their chronic mastubation is a sec..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free