Crunchy Mike

What is Crunchy Mike?


1.

not smooth, not dirty, NOT silky. Just fuckin CRUNCHY.

Crunchy Mike is the one sketchball that you see walkin around the run down porn stores in yo hood.

See house, crunchy


81

Random Words:

1. 1) n. Someone with the uncanny ability to find or access pornography from any device that could in any way, shape, or form connect to th..
1. A sex object forged in the desert 500 A.D, vibrating effects. I used my zypoc to have a good time last night. See zypoc, object, forge..
1. A pretty beautiful girl that atrracts guys and women. A stunna that knows how to play the game. Look how she stunten on these hoes, she..