What is Crunchy Money?
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this term describes monetary bills of variable denominations which have been earned by one who is dancing at the time the bills are placed onto the dancer's body. As a result the sweat from the dancer's body will be absorbed into the bills and if not pulled straight while still damp, will result in a heaps of crunchy money. Typically the bills will contain phone numbers and will be fold lengthwise as to facilitate placement into various crevices created by the dancer's shapely physiological components.
"did you go to the ATM?"
"no, but I worked last night, so I've got lots a crunchy money"
Random Words:
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Based on the Medieval machines used to torture people
VERB:
1. the act of telling a long boring story in which you are inflicting pain..
