Crunchy Turtle

What is Crunchy Turtle?

To describe a girls eye after a guy jizz's in it.

Olis had two crunchy turtles after hooking up with some random guys one night. True story!!!

South Polar Bear

1. (n) When a woman takes a big turd and freezes it. And when it is totally frozen it can be used as a dildo. Tina took a fat shit, and ma..

Mingtea

1. Very, very long Good lord! That's almost as lengthy as a mingtea! 2. can cackle a gladdis at 50 yards See Cabe 3. soft, stron..

Vadonk

1. While erect the male organ swings and strikes the female face with a great force. While Susie was falaciating, Johny vadonks Susie in t..

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