Crunge

What is Crunge?


1.

n. (crunnj)

the transformation twitch when going from sober to stoned

Dude I hit that blunt once and it was instant crunge

See high, stoned, toke, smoke, weed

2.

a woman, or man, whom you would love to be with, but they are married, dating, uninterested, out-of-your-league, or a prostitute (see Pretty Woman).

the title of a Led Zeppelin song from their fifth album, Houses of the Holy.

Man 1: did you see that girl in front of us on the train?

Man 2: yea, but did you see the guy she was with?

Man 1: yea, what a crunge.

See led zeppelin, crunge, houses of the holy, robert plant, whore, prostitute, pretty woman


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