What is Crunkadile?
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A Canadian superhero known to do little more than restate Lil' Jon phrases and state that he is crunk. Talks with a Jamaican accent, ending most sentences with the word 'guy'.
Civilian: "Hey, it's the crunkadile!"
Crunkadile: "Yo guy! feel de rythm, feel de rhyme, get on up, it's bobsled time! cooooool runnings! Yo guy!"
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A ritual as old as the male gender, the masturbator squats low to the ground and spreads his knees like a frog, and jerks aggressively.
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