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The shocking horror that awaits you in a restroom stall aka assplosion aka phantom shit.
Having feces left in, on, and/or around the ..
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The bits of fecal matter stuck to the hair around the anus.
My fanny crust is itching like crazy...
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The appropriate description of defecating on an oven tray which is then placed in the oven on high bake, ideally fan, and with the oven ..