What is Crunkstipated?
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When someone tries to dance but looks more like they need to take a big poop instead. This action may be accompanied by a look of intestinal distress upon the face of the Crunkstipated one.
Yo, check out Neils! that fool is Crunkstipated!
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A gaping vagina that makes deep bass-like noises.
How was sex with that chick last night?
Great, up until I heard her Vaginal Tuba.
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A wedfie with such force that the underwear (boxers, briefs, boxer-briefs) are reduced to complete shreds.
Man, I guess John has to go ..