Crunkstroked

What is Crunkstroked?

A superior level of intoxication. The impaired subject loses the ability to perform all bodily functions.

Friend 1: Look at Chris's head. It looks like he is a bobblehead.

Friend 2: Yeah, he's fuckin' crunkstroked.

'bate Sesh

1. Short for "Masturbation Session". Name given for the time spent masturbating. I felt like shit all day, but then I had a sick..

Nursing Degree

1. 1. consuming a beer in a democratic nature 2. failing to finish a beer in a timely manner Max-"Damn someones being dontastic and w..

Facebragging

1. when people post depressing statuses on facebook and want the world to feel sorry for them. Emily- 'today was the worst day ever, ..

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