Crunkstroked

What is Crunkstroked?

A superior level of intoxication. The impaired subject loses the ability to perform all bodily functions.

Friend 1: Look at Chris's head. It looks like he is a bobblehead.

Friend 2: Yeah, he's fuckin' crunkstroked.

I Carried A Watermelon

1. I can believe I actually said that...so uncool As per "Dirty Dancing" upon meeting a gorgeous man for the first time and the ..

Razorblade Kisser

1. A person who enjoys cutting himself/herself for various reasons. Also, a person who likes pain. Deprieved from HIM's song "R..

The Mclovin Suprise

1. when a girl eats your asshole and jacks you off then cum on her back. Sarah wanted it so i gave her the McLovin suprise. See mclovin, ..

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