What is Crunktional?
1.
when you are shitfaced drunk or possibly also twisted, but you can still function well enough not to get caught.
me and my homies went to a party and took 30 bong hits of some chron and then finished a bottle of 151, right beofore we left, but it was ok, we were CRUNKTIONAL so our parents didnt even know.
See
Random Words:
1.
One who has extensive knowledge in the optical field and swears like a sailor.
"Did you hear the mouth on that Dave Evans?"
..
1.
Variant of "douche bag", which is utterly played out. A douche stain is the gooey liquid spot left over on one's panties ..