Crunt Edit Meaning

1.

A marginally acceptable form of the word "cunt".

Highlighted by a joke involving a teacher applying for a new job. The principal asks her name and she says "Miss Franny". "Ooh, I don't think I'll remember that" says the principal. "It's easy" says the teacher, "just think of Fanny with an R". The teacher gets the job and the next day when the principal is introducing her to her new class he says "Children, I'd like you to meet your new teacher... Miss Crunt!"

For all the bemused Americans - "fanny" in Australia and Britain means "vagina", not "butt".

I'm having an absolute crunt of a day.

See fanny, cunt, butt, fluck, arse

2.

Not to be confused with the gooch, the "Crunt" is a rear view of a naked man's ballsack dangling between his legs.

I got mooned yesterday and got some crunt action.

Becky: "Dammit Ted, when you mooned my friends they got a prime view of your crunt."

See crunt, ballsack, gooch, cunt, sack, balls, ass

3.

Combination of the words "cunt" and "runt" used to describe a really short, bitchy girl.

I truly hate Christine. She's such a crunt.

See cunt, runt, bitch, insult

4.

It's the space between a girl's crack and cunt. Thus, the portmanteau crunt.

My sister tried to steal a pizza roll from my plate and ran, so I gave her a square kick in the crunt.

See cunt, crack, crotch, krunt, ass, taint

5.

the spot between ur ass and your cunt

your crunt smells like blue cheese crumbles

See choad, gooch, taint, gap, cooter

6.

the epic raging dance that will kill more people than chuck norris, invented by stoned dwarves on the seaside of shorncliffe.

"i was shuffling at this party, then this guy did the crunt. i almost had cardiac arrest three times"

See crunt, feef

7.

some one who is a cunt but a rotton cunt. Rotton cunt.

I can't beleive my best friend fucked my boyfriend,that was rotton what a cunt.A real crunt.

See slut, cunt, douchebag, whore, bitch