What is Crunzaphumpyt?
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A liberalistic ass pirate bent on rendering men known to have erectile disfunction unconscious, and then castrating them with dry ice.
Reports speculate that an errant crunzaphumpyt was planning an ambush of several visitors to the 2006 Elvis Impersonating Bonanza, but was stopped by officials before his plans could be put into action.
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Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off At Phoenix
An acronym used by dorks to express amusement towards their spouse.
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A vanilla hatchet refers to the act of a caucasian male punishing feminist behavior by fastening a blade to his erect phallus and slashi..
