Crush Job

What is Crush Job?

1.

The act of crushing a man's testiclesto give yourself or the recipient immense sexual pleasure. Nutcrackers and cymbals may also be used if the "CJer" cannot execute the technique properly. WARNING!!! One can be involuntarily crushed by having sexual intercourse with a woman weighing over five hundred pounds.

Come on honey, please give me a crush-job. I bought you a special pair of cymbals...

Dude, don't have sex with that porker... she might accidentally crush job you.

See nutcracker, donkey punch, cunt gazebo, sex, fat chick
48

Random Words:

O Fuck Me Right?
1. a saying in which your discouraged and disgruntled by a recent event Guy1: seems as if your girlfriend found herself some other guy. G..
Read more
Venemschlup
1. Replaces the word crap, or shit or anything along those lines. Your kneeling in venemschlup Your speaking a load of venemschlup You f..
Read more
Zombie Texter
1. Someone who, when texting, loses their sense of direction, speed and/or the ability to hold intellegent conversation. 1. Look at Ronny ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free