Crush Job

What is Crush Job?

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The act of crushing a man's testiclesto give yourself or the recipient immense sexual pleasure. Nutcrackers and cymbals may also be used if the "CJer" cannot execute the technique properly. WARNING!!! One can be involuntarily crushed by having sexual intercourse with a woman weighing over five hundred pounds.

Come on honey, please give me a crush-job. I bought you a special pair of cymbals...

Dude, don't have sex with that porker... she might accidentally crush job you.

See nutcracker, donkey punch, cunt gazebo, sex, fat chick
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