Crushed

What is Crushed?


1.

Means to get hurt by a person either by there words, actions, etc

I was crushed by my crush.

See hurt, jerk, bastard, crushed

2.

When your whole world caves in on top of you (metaphorically or physically), you can be described as being crushed.

You can be crushed by large weights, but the most painful type of 'crushing' for a man is when he is smitten with a young lady over a long period of time (a co-worker or flatmate for example), only to be rejected when he attempts to initate a relationship. Normally a man crushed in such a way will be inconsolable for a few weeks, and will probably never recover. The only way for a man to avoid being crushed in such a way is to avoid ever getting emotionally close to a woman, and as such lead a lonely but un-crushable existance.

Women, being the apostles of Satan, are not crushable in this way. But they are crushable physically.

Richard: "Poor Clinton was knocked back by Julie,"

Samuel: "Yeah, he was crushed."

See women, men, relationships, weight, peter

3.

Past tense form of the word crush.

He crushed on me last year.

See your grandma

4.

When you and a fat chick are having sex, and you're on the bottom.

"Dude, samantha and I did it last night.."

"Yeah right, I bet you got crushed."

"Shutup!"

See sex, crush, crusher, fat, cum, chick

5.

To make someone pay more for something then it is actually worth. Most commonly used by commission sales persons.

Kalivas just crushed this dude on a dodge charger... he paid 3 g's over sticker.

See good deal, burnt, crush

6.

When someone is very drunk and very high at the same time

John was so crushed at the party last night, He must have drank a case and every time I looked at him he was hitting the bowl

7.

When a club, dance floor, concert, etc. is very full with people.

When the DJ finally hit the right beat, that dance floor was crushed!

See guido


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