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When it takes someone a minute or so to respond because they are googling the reference you just made
You: One of my favorite actors is..
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Where you are so incredibly bored your mind wonders and your trousers become a tent
He stood up in geography and his shlortmade an appe..
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The lie your parents told you when your dog died.
Kid: Hey Dad where's the dog at?
Dad: Oh, he went to live on a farm.
Kid: Kewl..
