What is Crushslut?
1.
Crushslut is a label placed on people who attempt to date, but can only dream. They have crushes on many people, but sadly, can get none. Gernally, the number of crushes is 3, meaning if the person has more than 3 crushes and is shot down all three times, they are indeed, a crush....slut.
Kid: "Patsy likes me"
Friend: "Where are you going?"
Kid: "To vommit violently until I faint."
*later*
Friend: "Patsy likes me too"
Friend2: "Patsy likes me now"
Friend3: "Patsy likes me now too"
Friend4: "Patsy likes me also"
Kid: "You poor dumb bastards"
2.
n. An individual who finds themself lusting over various members of the opposite sex often, but rarely pushes for involvement.
Grace, you are a total crushslut.
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