What is Crushtomer?
1.
A regular customer at your workplace who you find attractive or take a liking to. Usually associated in a customer service environment like a coffee shop.
"Here comes Britney again to order her usual. What do I say to get her attention?"
"Ask for her number!"
"Man I'm too nervous. I have a total crushtomer."
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2.
a customer at your job that you have a crush on.
(term born at barnes & noble staten island.)
my crushtomer came in today, and i panicked and ran into the break room.
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