Crustacean

What is Crustacean?


1.

A lady's LUST-LIMPET or CRUSTY AREA: her clitoris.

Persuading Shirley's obstinate CRUSTACEAN to emerge from its shell was no easy task; but not for nothing was Cockney Carol known as Winklepicker-in-Chief among the Pearly Queens of London's Canary Wharf district.

While Shirley stimulated her genital juices by letting her eyes rove over the raunchy pages of the latest erotic novel by Jackie Collins, her friend's agile, practised fingers were busily at work on the bearded building site. Applying a warm tincture of olive oil and witch-hazel as lubrication, and using the traditional tools of her trade - toothpicks, cotton-buds, tweezers, a small suction-pump and, of course, her long, lizard-like tongue - within the hour the revered Mistress of Masturbatrices had induced half-an-inch of pale, succulent snail-meat to make an appearance in Shirley's shaggy amphitheatre.

"Oy, Jim!" the satisfied customer proudly exclaimed, calling her husband through from the sitting-room, where he had been watching a Jacques Cousteau documentary on television, "'ere's sumfink ter sink yer teef into!"

See cockle, Persson

2.

A word used by non-blacks to refer to black people when they're around. Can be equally used as nigger.

A: Can you believe those crustaceans in the back?

B: They ate all the mashed potatoes and fried chicken!! );

A: THOSE BASTARDS!

See fried chicken, black people, nigga, mashed potatoes, kool aid, N15

3.

A subset of the arthropods, a large group of invertebrates. Crustaceans are characterised by having a hard exoskeleton that must be moulted as the animal grows. Crustaceans are normally divided into six subsets, the most well-known of which includes crabs, lobsters, woodlice and shrimp. This leads people to assume that crustaceans have lots of appendages ("legs"). While this is true for most crustaceans, some have very few or none.

Crayfish and brine shrimp are crustaceans. Some, like crabs, are adapted to live on land and in water.

See crab, lobster, arthropod, invertebrate, shrimp, barnacle

4.

1. A name for crust punk friends.

2. slang word for crust punk.

"joey is a crust punk" "joey is a crustacean"

See crust, punk, crusty, crustie, friend


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