Crustard

What is Crustard?


1.

n. The dry, annoying piece of shit on the tip of a bottle of mustard.

Before you squirt that shit on your burger, be sure to pick off the crustard first, dude!


76

Random Words:

1. A heavy sleep inducing cake commonly prepared by an older relative. "Uncle Tony's cake makes me tired..." "I don&a..
1. Masturbating analy. Fingers or the daring fist(s). More unique rituals include feet and possibly penii (penis plural). For more asstast..
1. Identical to yadadameen, but with its own dialect. And often used as a greeting. (When you see someone you know or walk into a place wh..