Crustard

What is Crustard?

n. The dry, annoying piece of shit on the tip of a bottle of mustard.

Before you squirt that shit on your burger, be sure to pick off the crustard first, dude!

I Sat In Gum!?

1. This is the action of displaying a small area of your scrotum and exclaming "iew I sat in gum" as if your scrotum was a piece ..

Fart Hammer

1. The act of passing gas on a girl as she gives a guy oral sex. I hate that chick, but I'd give nail her with the fart hammer. 2. ..

Dead Shelby!

1. someone named shelby who is rather stupid dead shelby!!! goof! son of a dead shelby See shelby, goof, weird..

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