Crustmas

What is Crustmas?

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Crustmas is the winter celebration of Crustianity. It is a week long holiday that begins with the Pine Sacrifice, includes days of baking Crustmas goodies and wrapping gifts, and climaxes with Presents Day on December 25th, the birthday of Jeebus Crust. A popular theme during Crustmas is to poke fun at all religious beliefs.

During Crustmas, we cut down a pine tree, buy each other gifts and make fun of other religions, especially Christianity. South Park and Family Guy are shows that our family enjoys watching on Crustmas.

See jeebus, crustmas, crustianity, atheism, atheist, agnostic, skeptic
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