What is Crusty Baguette?
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when a semen stain has dried onto your clothing and looks all crusty, best pronounced in a scottish accent
look at this jizz stain, its like a crusty baguette
my mums gonna kill me when she sees this jizz stain, it came out like porridge but now its all dried on like a crusty baguette
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