Crusty Baguette

What is Crusty Baguette?

when a semen stain has dried onto your clothing and looks all crusty, best pronounced in a scottish accent

look at this jizz stain, its like a crusty baguette

my mums gonna kill me when she sees this jizz stain, it came out like porridge but now its all dried on like a crusty baguette

See crusty, baguette, semen, jizz, cum, cock, trousers, trouser tent, morning wood

Yiked Up

1. drunk, high or everything inbetween "It's 2 0'clock in the mornin, I'm yiked up n i'm horny" See drunk, ..

Queef In A Flower Shop

1. a lie; an untruth; a fallacy I can smell a lie like a queef in a flower shop. See kweef, quif, qweef 1. a lie; an untruth; a fallacy..

Toonaid

1. a bandaid with Looney toons on it, like Porky pig, Bugs bunny etc... Carlos got a toonaid on his hurt finger See bandaid, toonaid, man..

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