What is Crusty Baldwin?
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when someone had anal sex with another and ejaculates and leaves it in there until it gets nice and crusty around the anus.
man i gave your mom a crusty baldwin
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when someone is having anal sex and the person giving to the partner ejaculates and leaves the seaman there until it gets crusty in the anus.
man i gave sheila a crusty baldwin last night
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